May 2013
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
sluttyoliveoil:
shavingryansprivates:
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
thorsies:
summer break
genuinelylarry:
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
My average thoughts: I just want to fucking sleep and die.
gorilllas:
when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down
wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and...
“Be merciful until you can’t be.
Until you feel your heart begin to harden...”
– Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)
instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
wild-lion:
who am i shaving for
2 tags
canceling our plans is like canceling my hearbeat
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
Have you realized that your age is the number of...